Brothers!!!

Well my brother Jerry, funniest fella around but my god is he ridiculous!! Sunday im happy out sitting at home watchin a repeat of the X-Factor when i get a call off Jer 2bring up all his clothes 2cork and sum munch coz "the money situation is a bit tight dis wk!", So me being d wonderful sister dat i am takes up all his clothes and food for him. Ring him when i get 2cork and his phone is turned off as usual, so i txt him 2let him no im up an txt me when he wants me 2call down with his stuff! decide 2ave sumthing 2eat and watch X-factor Results show, after dis i decide its time 2ring Jer again only 2find out hes still at home in newmarket drinking!!! i was so mad, he said he'd be up in 20min, ya rite it takes atleast 40min 2get 2cork 4m newmarket, no matter how fast his friends car is he wasnt gonna be upp in 20min!

Gets a phone call 4m Jer abt 10 saying he'll be up soon, doesnt arrive up until 11.15! he is as pissed as anything when he calls 2me and my god was he funny, could hardly carry any of his things an expecxted me and William 2carry all his things, den he gave out dat me and mum gave him 2much food! honestly der is jst no pleasing sum ppl!